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Fic: Grounded (This Is Not My Beautiful Life Mix)
me as a doll
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Grounded (This Is Not My Beautiful Life Mix)
~1700 words :: Harry Potter :: Ginny/Luna, Ginny/Harry :: 7/12/09
It's not the life she wants, but it's the only one she can imagine having.

It's been two years and her name is still a lump in Ginny's throat, a tightness in her chest. Harry has never asked why she stopped talking about Luna. Maybe he hasn't even noticed. )

Notes: Thanks to [info - personal] helens78 and everyone on my remixflail filter for the betas. This is a remix of [info - personal] isis's Just Like Flying. I plan to do commentary for it at some point, which is why I had put off posting it, but it seems to not be happening right away, so I figured I'd go ahead and post.

Fic: Sleeping Underneath Your Skin
emo harry
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Sleeping Underneath Your Skin
~1900 words :: Harry Potter :: Ginny/Harry :: 5/31/08
There are a lot of things Ginny tries not to think about. If she told someone that, they'd probably think she meant the war, maybe especially sixth year. Or Fred's death. Or the whole thing with Tom Riddle's diary. Well, there are things she doesn't like to think about with the diary, but it's not what people expect.


She doesn't think about the few years before Ron hit his growth spurt, when the two of them were nearly as identical as the twins. She'd cut her hair, put on Ron's jumper, and she'd be free. )

Notes: DH-compliant (including epilogue). Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta. Written for [info]lgbtfest with the following prompt (highlight to read): Ginny has always thought of herself as a tomboy, but what happens when she begins to wonder if she's just a boy? Will Harry stand by her, and how will they negotiate this change?

Fic: Team Q
gaysville
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Team Q
~600 words :: Harry Potter :: Dean/Seamus :: 03/22/08
A year ago he and Seamus had been kicking around, still at a loose end with no more school, no more war, and no plans beyond either for what they wanted to do with their lives.


And then one day Seamus picked up a sketch off the kitchen table, laughed, and said, ''What's this, Quidditch-playing superheroes?'' )

Notes: Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta. Written as a pinch hit for axial_tilt.

[info]14valentines Day 5: Fic: The Weight Upon Your Kiss Ambiguous (Harry Potter)
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Today's [info]14valentines theme is sexuality, and I'm taking a break from the recs to post fic! That actually fits the theme! Woohoo!

The Weight Upon Your Kiss Ambiguous
~900 words :: adult :: Hary Potter :: Lily/James, James/Sirius :: 2/5/08
Pregnancy hasn't made her a delicate flower; she's never been a delicate flower. Why can't James see that?


She thinks of the way James is with her, the way he's *always* been with her, so gentle she could scream. )

Notes: Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta. Why I chose to write this for today's theme. )

Fic: Out of a Picture Book (Dumbledore/Grindelwald)
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[info]kyuuketsukirui
Out of a Picture Book
100 words :: Harry Potter :: Dumbledore/Grindelwald :: 9/1/07
A lizard skittered through the underbrush. With a barely-visible flick of his wand, Gellert transfigured it into a tiny kitten, fluffy and wide-eyed and unsteady on its spindly legs.


It was a scene out of a picture book. )

Notes: Written for [info]calliopepurple's request of "Dumbledore/Grindewald - kittens and rainbows".

Fic: All but the Bitter Residue
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All but the Bitter Residue
~1000 words :: adult :: HP (Sirius/Remus)

Notes: Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta. Written for [info]hp_tarot, with the prompt of the Five of Cups (interpretation: "A dark cloaked figure. It is a card of loss, but something remains over; three have been taken, but two are left.")
Summary: In the days following Voldemort's defeat, Remus struggles to come to terms with betrayal and loss.

It's not nightmares that keep Remus up at night. The nightmare is what he's living. )

Fic: Of Promises Broken (Harry/Remus)
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Title: Of Promises Broken
Rating: Adult
Length: ~1300 words
Notes: Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta and [info]kissing_athelas for the Britpick. Written for [info]merry_smutmas 2006.
Summary: This is what Harry needs. He thinks it's what Remus needs, too.

The girl looks annoyed at being interrupted from whatever it is she's doing on her phone, but she doesn't bat an eye when Remus asks for a single room. She's probably used to it. Couple of geezers in here on a Friday night, wedding rings in their pockets - well, in Harry's pocket, anyway - that's nothing new to her. )

Fic: Lotions Master SNAP (Harry/Snape)
snape - no laghong matter
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Title: Lotions Master SNAP
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: R
Length: ~2100 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta and [info]kallistei for the Britpick. Written for the [info]multific Finish-a-Thon. The idea for this came from this AIM convo about some badfic that had misspelt potions as lotions and Snape as Snap. SNAP here is a parody of BPAL, an incredibly popular online perfume manufacturer.
Summary: Things don't go as planned when Harry decides to track down the mysterious man behind SNAP.

The bloke in the catalogue, the embodiment of tall, dark, and handsome, winked up at him whilst rubbing lotion on his hands in a way which went right past suggestive to porn. )

DVD style commentary for the fic can be found here.

Pandas!
draco's sister praco
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In less ranty news, here are reposts of the Panda Bale fic I wrote in a fit of insanity last night.

Panda Potter Round Robin
Panda Bale/Harry/Draco. NC-17. ~1400 words. My parts are in blue.

Harry was so jealous of the new American transfer student, Panda Bale. Why was Panda Bale so much cooler than him? Panda Bale was even cooler than stupid Malfoy in his stupid leather trousers. Panda Bale got all the girls. Panda Bale got all the guys. Panda Bale even got the stupid squid in the lake. Panda Bale was a sex magnet and it was pissing Harry off. )

Pandas of the Caribbean Het
Will/Elizabeth, Elizabeth/Panda Bale. PG. ~100 words.

''I hate to do this to you, but I'm going to have to call off our engagement.'' )

Pandas of the Caribbean Slash
Sparrow/Norrington/Panda Bale. PG. ~100 words. Uncut because the bits I like most won't go well in a cut tag.

"It was your idea to spice up our sex life."

"Er," James said. "I was thinking more along the lines of hand-cuffs. Perhaps a blindfold and a spanking. I wasn't thinking pandas."

"Not just any panda. Panda Bale, savvy?"

"No. No, I'm afraid I don't savvy at all," James said indignantly.

The panda - Panda Bale, whatever that meant - looked rejected. How could a panda look rejected?

"Now look what you've done," Sparrow said.

Panda Bale just looked at James. "Fine," James sighed, "but just this once."

Fic: You Must Know That I'll Follow You (James/Sirius)
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Title: You Must Know That I'll Follow You
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~700 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Written for [info]bookstars for the [info]pornish_pixies May 2006 Fantasy Fest. Her request was ... ) Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta.
[info]fanfic100 prompt: Broken
Summary: Sirius doesn't see why what James does with Lily should have anything to do with what he does with James.

Seven years. Eight? Fuck if he's going to stand aside now just because Lily finally gave James the time of day. )

Fic: Before Our Innocence Was Lost (Sirius/Remus, James/Sirius)
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Title: Before Our Innocence Was Lost
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, James/Sirius
Rating: R
Length: ~400 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Written the "invisible" prompt for [info]100quills and the "choices" prompt for [info]fanfic100.
Summary: James isn't jealous. Being jealous would mean he wants Sirius, which he doesn't.

James wants to sneak back out like he sneaked in. He thinks he'll take off the cloak and be deliberately clumsy, pretend he never saw anything. His feet, though, have a mind of their own. It's the only explanation for why he's not only not out the door, but standing at the edge of Sirius's bed, close enough that he can see clearly now, even in the dark. )

Fic: No Understanding no Sound from Above (Sirius/Remus)
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Title: No Understanding no Sound from Above
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Length: ~1500 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Written for the [info]hp_whatif "genderswitch" challenge and for the "insides" prompt for [info]fanfic100. Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta. Without her, this fic would have been much more confusing...
Summary: Remus has a secret that has nothing to do with the full moon.

But as the years go by, the secret grows, fills all the spaces left open by the other til he's just as choked and swollen with it as before. Til he feels sometimes like he's about to burst, his skin splitting open to reveal the lie. )

Drabble: Wank Fodder (Sirius/Remus, NC-17)
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Title: Wank Fodder
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Length: 100 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Written for the [info]pornish_pixies "drabble" challenge and for the "white" prompt for [info]fanfic100.
Summary: Sirius never swallows.

Sirius never swallows. Not since the first time, when he'd nearly sicked up on Remus's shoes. )

Fic: Not Something I Can Be Proud Of (Sirius/Harry, Sirius/Remus)
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Title: Not Something I Can Be Proud Of
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Harry, Sirius/Remus
Warning: Adult/teen (15-year-old)
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~800 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta. This was written for [info]kungfooqueen for [info]harry_holidays and also for the fanfic100 prompt "summer". Commentary on the fic can be found here.
Summary: Even with James dead and gone for fourteen years, Sirius still can't forget him. Remus was foolish to think otherwise.

Harry doesn't notice, but Remus does. Remus notices the way Sirius's hand lingers just a bit too long on Harry's shoulder, the way he leans in just a bit too close. He notices the look in Sirius's eyes, and he wants to shake him and say 'for Christ's sake, Padfoot, he's only fifteen!' but half the time he wonders whether Sirius doesn't think he's still fifteen himself. )

Fic: Sleeping with Ghosts (Sirius/Remus, Remus/Tonks)
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Title: Sleeping with Ghosts
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~1000 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Thanks to [info]helens78 for the beta. This was written for the [info]multific Finish-a-thon and also for the fanfic100 prompt "she".
Summary: Remus knows it isn't right, but it's easier this way.

His stomach drops, his chest tightens, and before his eyes she's changing. It happens somehow slowly and in the blink of an eye all at once. She's taller, broader, chest flat and fingers long and blunt. She's looking down at him with Sirius's face and it's Sirius's voice that says, ''Is this what you want?'' )

Fic: I've Been Wondering Where We've Gone (Sirius/Remus)
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[info]kyuuketsukirui
Title: I've Been Wondering Where We've Gone
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Length: ~300 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Written for the "beginnings" prompt for [info]fanfic100.
Summary: Sirius tries to remember when things changed.

Surely there must have been a turning point somewhere, a moment when Remus went from being just another mate to being someone Sirius thought about kissing. )

Fic: All Hallows' Eve (Sirius/Remus, NC-17)
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Title: All Hallows' Eve
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~400 words
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Thanks to [info]anatsuno for the beta. Written for the "spirit" prompt for [info]fanfic100.
Summary: Remus dreams.

It's the same dream he always has. He's in bed and Sirius is there with him like he never left. Like he hasn't abandoned Remus yet again. )

Drabble: Getting a Bit Obsessed (Harry/Draco)
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Title: Getting a Bit Obsessed
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Harry Potter & co. belong to JKR.
Summary: Ron's had it up to here with Harry's little obsession.
Notes: For [info]sorchar, who requested Harry/Draco based on a picture of whipped cream. Yeah. Humor was my only option. :p Luckily HBP gave us canonically obsessed!Harry, so I had something to work with.

Ron looked around, glad the corridor was empty. ''You're insane,'' he muttered. )

Drabbles: Useless Talent (Sirius/Remus)
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Title: Useless Talent
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: Written for [info]musesfool's first lines challenge. These are probably the most reworked drabbles I've ever written. I think I rewrote each sentence a dozen times easily. It's the same scene told from two POVs.
Summary: Sirius has always been able to tell when someone wants him. Or has he?

Remus )

*

Sirius )

Drabble: Substitute (Draco/Harry)
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Title: Substitute
Author: [info]kyuuketsukirui
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: JKR owns these characters. I'm not making any profit off them.
Notes: This is for [info]saxony, who requested H/D for my foflist thingy.
Summary: Draco fantasises about fucking Potter.

Draco watches his cock slide in and out of an arse too round to be Potter's. )