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Fic: Life (Sometimes It Washes Over Me)

: kyuuketsukirui; September 12th, 2007

Life (Sometimes It Washes Over Me)
~5800 words :: adult :: Stargate: Atlantis :: John/Rodney :: 9/12/07
This is growing up. Sometimes it hurts, but you clench your teeth and grin and bear it and don't think about tomorrow.

( It's hot today, must be in the nineties, maybe, and it's not even noon yet. John's got his shirt off, got it tucked into the back of his cut-offs in case he needs it later, doesn't want to have to go back to the motel room and risk waking Rodney. )

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the many last-minute betas and to

lunasky for the lovely banner. Written for the "transformation" prompt on

mcshep_match (Team Angst).

A soundtrack is available as well (if you can't access it on Megaupload, let me know and I'll upload it to my server):

01. I've Been High/R.E.M.
02. Round Here/Counting Crows
03. Daughter/Pearl Jam
04. Learning to Fly/Pink Floyd
05. Falling/Matthew Sweet
06. All Over You/Live
07. Wish 'Em All Away/Embrace
08. Thursday's Child/David Bowie
09. Runaway Train/Soul Asylum
10. Nightswimming/R.E.M.
11. On the Bus Mall/The Decemberists
12. Beat a Drum/R.E.M.

There is also now an AU sequel, Ring of Fire by

busaikko, as well as audiofic of both.

telesilla has written DVD commentary for it here.

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:stargate atlantis

Fic: Out of a Picture Book (Dumbledore/Grindelwald)

: kyuuketsukirui; September 1st, 2007

Out of a Picture Book
100 words :: Harry Potter :: Dumbledore/Grindelwald :: 9/1/07
A lizard skittered through the underbrush. With a barely-visible flick of his wand, Gellert transfigured it into a tiny kitten, fluffy and wide-eyed and unsteady on its spindly legs.

( It was a scene out of a picture book. )

Notes: Written for

calliopepurple's request of "Dumbledore/Grindewald - kittens and rainbows".

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:harry potter

Fic: Sibling Rivalry (Carrie-Anne Moss)

: kyuuketsukirui; September 1st, 2007

Sibling Rivalry
~300 words :: Jason Isaacs/Liam Neeson/Carrie-Anne Moss :: 9/1/07
Carrie-Anne's pretty sure this is her punishment for being smug about how well the kids got along when they were little.

( ''Oh my God,'' Olivia's voice wafts down from upstairs, ''I can't believe you went in my room when I wasn't home!'' )

Notes: For

telesilla's request of "NIM, sibling rivalry". Will and Olivia are original characters created by

telesilla and

darkrosetiger. This story is set in the universe of The Establishment.

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:liam neeson/jason isaacs

Fic: Nature (SGA, Ronon/Teyla)

: kyuuketsukirui; August 31st, 2007

Nature
~200 words :: Stargate: Atlantis :: Ronon/Teyla :: 8/31/07
Ronon never had much use for nature back on Sateda, and his years as a Runner didn't do much to endear it to him.

( He prefers his runs with Sheppard, prefers the metal and plastic of Atlantis, the complete and utter lack of anything natural about the city. )

Notes: Written for

helens78's request of "Ronon/Teyla, hiking/day off".

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:stargate atlantis

Fic: Audiophile (Vampire Chronicles)

: kyuuketsukirui; August 31st, 2007

Audiophile
~300 words :: Vampire Chronicles :: Louis/Lestat :: 8/31/07
The top of Lestat's dresser was a virtual iPod museum.

( It's not as if this was the first time Lestat had become obsessed with some new technological gadget. )

Notes: This was written for

gairid's request of "Louis and Lestat and their respective iPods".

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:vampire chronicles

Fic: Not Like Years Ago (SGA, John/Rodney)

: kyuuketsukirui; August 31st, 2007

Not Like Years Ago
~800 words :: Stargate: Atlantis :: John/Rodney :: 8/31/07
The first time he met Coach Sheppard, Rodney was ready to write him off as just another pretty-boy jock, no different from the dimwitted assholes in high school who'd done their best to make his life a living hell all those years ago.

( Rodney wasn't jealous. He didn't need his students to like him; he'd rather they use what few brain cells they had to learn the material. Even his AP students were depressingly mediocre this year. )

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. Written for

_bettina_'s request of "John/Rodney on Earth". *sigh* I wouldn't mind revisiting this universe at all, but God only knows if I'll ever get around to it.

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:stargate atlantis

Fic: Afterglow (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; August 30th, 2007

100 words :: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor :: 8/30/07
The window's open, the curtains fluttering with a breeze that doesn't reach the bed. The sheets are damp with sweat and jizz; the smell of it fills the room.

( He runs a finger down Ewan's spine, and his touch is so light Ewan can feel the goosepimples form. )

Notes: Written for

glossing's request of "Ewan/anyone, afterglow".

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: The Buttcrack of Dawn (Supernatural, Sam & Dean)

: kyuuketsukirui; August 28th, 2007

The Buttcrack of Dawn
~200 words :: Supernatural :: Sam, Dean :: 8/28/07
"I don't think you're allowed to have coffee," Sammy says, only he's got most of a doughnut in his mouth, so Dean's mostly guessing by the tone and suspicious squint that that's what he meant.

( ''I am if you're gonna drag me out of bed at the buttcrack of dawn on a Saturday morning.'' )

Notes: Written for

fangirlsays's request of "Dean/Sam, coffee, sunshine". I doubt my ability to write upbeat wincest, so gen has been substituted instead.

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:supernatural

Fic: Your Secret Life (Of Indiscreet Discretion) (SGA, John/Rodney)

: kyuuketsukirui; July 14th, 2007

mood:: busy

Your Secret Life (Of Indiscreet Discretion)
~600 words :: adult :: SGA (John/Rodney)

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. Written for

oxoniensis's 4th porn battle with the prompt of "best man".
Summary: The thing is, Rodney never thought he'd be that guy. He's smart; hell, he's a fucking genius. People with half his IQ know better than to get involved with straight guys.

( ''John and I went to college together,'' she'd said. ''He just got back from Afghanistan last week.'' )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:stargate atlantis

Fic: Almost Drowning in Her Sea (Elijah/Hannah)

: kyuuketsukirui; July 2nd, 2007

mood:: busy

Almost Drowning in Her Sea
~1400 words :: adult :: Elijah Wood/Hannah Wood

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. Written in response to a prompt from

absolutefiction: "Last kiss, Hannah & Elijah".

Summary: Elijah's going away to college in the morning. There's a lot of last-minute packing. There's a lot of 'last's.

( Hannah says she's embarrassed to be seen with him, but she still drags him out to the mall and the movies and pretty much everywhere, and when people think he's her boyfriend, she never corrects them. )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:lotrips

Fic: We Cling to This and Claim the Best (SGA: Rodney/Elizabeth)

: kyuuketsukirui; June 3rd, 2007

mood:: hungry

We Cling to This and Claim the Best
~600 words :: adult :: SGA (Rodney/Elizabeth)

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. This evolved from

almostnever's suggestion of "Rodney and Elizabeth fall in love and have an adorable precocious genius baby!" in the "things I'll never write" meme. I started off to write crackfic of just that, but it soon mutated, and now all that's left is Rodney, Elizabeth, and pregnancy. So I guess that really is a story I'll never write! XD

Summary: Rodney's always hated kids. He hated kids when he was a kid. When Elizabeth gets pregnant, he's...well, not happy. He's happy they're helping to rebuild the human race, sure (after all, if anyone should be passing on genetic information, it's him), but on a personal level...he still hates kids.

( He'd suggested ''Rodney'' and ''anything but Meredith'', both of which, he felt, were perfectly legitimate choices, but she still accused him of not taking it seriously. )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:stargate atlantis

Fic: The First Thing that Comes into Your Head (Bleach, Ichigo/Rukia)

: kyuuketsukirui; May 26th, 2007

mood:: tired

The First Thing that Comes into Your Head
~200 words :: Bleach :: Ichigo/Rukia

Notes: For

kallistei for the first kiss meme.
Summary: One thing Rukia can never get used to is how much Ichigo studies. He really doesn't seem like the bookworm type, but even with taking over Rukia's Shinigami duties, he still manages to make time.

( There are really few things as intensely boring as watching someone else do homework. )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:bleach

Badfic: A Day of Surprises (aka Sailor Sue)

: kyuuketsukirui; May 21st, 2007

mood:: busy

A Day of Surprises
~2200 words :: Sailor Moon

Notes: This is badfic! Written for

kakeochi_umai who requested a Sailor Moon sue with lots of bad fan-Japanese.
Summary: What will happen when Sakura overhears a conversation between Usagi and friends and realises they're the Sailor Scouts?

( My name is Sakura Emily Ariel Hoshi Johnson and I'm thirteen years old and in seventh grade at Tokyo Tsuki Middle School. )

( Copious notes )

Tags: deliberate badfic, fic, fic (2007), fic:sailor moon

Fic: Someone in My Head, but It's not Me (Dark Side Remix)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 29th, 2007

mood:: busy

Someone in My Head, but It's not Me (Dark Side Remix)
~1000 words :: adult :: Star Wars (Anakin/Obi-Wan, Anakin/Padmé)

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. This is a remix of

patientalien's Hunger for Remix...Redux V.
Summary: Some experiences shape you for life.

( ''You don't watch out, that could be you, eh?'' The beating of Watto's wings is loud behind him, his grip digging into Anakin's shoulder. ''Jabba, he don't like the little boys, but I know others.'' )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:star wars, remixes

Unfinished WiP: Fallback Crutch 2

: kyuuketsukirui; April 8th, 2007

mood:: busy

Yeah...remember this story? It's okay if you don't. It was a long time ago. XD Anyway,

helens78 and I have decided to go ahead and call this abandoned, so here is what we have of chapter two.

( Jude/Jonny, Jude/Ewan, ~1600 words )

Tags: abandoned wips, fallback crutch (abandoned), fic, fic (2007), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

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Fic: All but the Bitter Residue

: kyuuketsukirui; March 28th, 2007

mood:: busy

All but the Bitter Residue
~1000 words :: adult :: HP (Sirius/Remus)

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. Written for

hp_tarot, with the prompt of the Five of Cups (interpretation: "A dark cloaked figure. It is a card of loss, but something remains over; three have been taken, but two are left.")
Summary: In the days following Voldemort's defeat, Remus struggles to come to terms with betrayal and loss.

( It's not nightmares that keep Remus up at night. The nightmare is what he's living. )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:harry potter

Fic: Warrior (Ronon/Teyla)

: kyuuketsukirui; March 13th, 2007

mood:: busy

Warrior
~1600 words :: adult :: SGA (Ronon/Teyla, Ronon/OFC)

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta.
Warning: Highlight to read: Contains semi-graphic description of pre-teen boys masturbating.
Summary: It may be just a meaningless ritual, but Ronon will take all the help he can get.

( John Sheppard is a good man, a good warrior, but his people are not Ronon's people. )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:stargate atlantis

Fic: Hairy Guys (SGA: John/Rodney)

: kyuuketsukirui; February 27th, 2007

mood:: busy

Hairy Guys
~1700 words :: adult :: SGA (John/Rodney)

Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. The idea for this is totally Ruth's fault and a couple of Rodney's lines are taken from her post there. This also qualifies for my "Imperfect Sex Is Not the End of the World" Challenge (still one day left before the deadline!).

Summary: Rodney doesn't like hairy guys, and if this is going to be a...thing, John's going to have to do something about it.

( It's not exactly sunshine and flowers down there, you know, and I'm getting sick of finding your damn pubes in my teeth, not to mention the coughing fits when one attempts to take up residence in my throat. )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:stargate atlantis

2007 monthly Est!Judewan listing

: kyuuketsukirui; February 13th, 2007

mood:: busy

The list of everything posted for Est!Jude and Ewan by month. 2006's list.

( ... )

Tags: fic, fic (2007), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor, lists, using words (wip)

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Fic: Feeling Pretty Psyched (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; January 13th, 2007

mood:: busy

Merry (Extremely Belated!!) Christmas, theninth!

Title: Feeling Pretty Psyched
Length: ~500 words
fanfic100 prompt: Birthday
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Thanks to

rahalia_cat for the Britpick. For

theninth's request of "wee!Ewan".
Summary: It's a few days after Christmas, 1987, and Ewan is in London visiting his uncle.

( Mum'll probably roll her eyes when she hears he spent an entire afternoon at Tower Records, but he's wanted to go ever since the shop opened last year. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2007), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

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