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Fic: Feeling Pretty Psyched (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; January 13th, 2007

mood:: busy

Merry (Extremely Belated!!) Christmas, theninth!

Title: Feeling Pretty Psyched
Length: ~500 words
fanfic100 prompt: Birthday
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Thanks to

rahalia_cat for the Britpick. For

theninth's request of "wee!Ewan".
Summary: It's a few days after Christmas, 1987, and Ewan is in London visiting his uncle.

( Mum'll probably roll her eyes when she hears he spent an entire afternoon at Tower Records, but he's wanted to go ever since the shop opened last year. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2007), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: The Kindness of Strangers (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; December 22nd, 2006

Merry Christmas, zillah975!

Title: The Kindness of Strangers
Length: ~500 words
fanfic100 prompt: Snow
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. For

zillah975's request of "Snowy!Ewan, Christmas Eve, with Jude, preferably happy ending (or at least pointed that way)".
Summary: Lying face-down in the snow for what must be the fiftieth time today alone, Ewan finds himself beginning to question the wisdom of blowing his entire paycheque on a ski holiday in France when he can't fucking ski.

( It's just that skiing had always *looked* so easy when he saw it on the telly. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Easier to Lie and Be Safe (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; September 13th, 2006

mood:: busy

music:: TOKIO – Oh! Heaven

Title: Easier to Lie and Be Safe
Length: ~900 words
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
fanfic100 prompt: Circle
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. For cold!Ewan as requested by

zillah975 here.
Summary: In hindsight, Ewan probably shouldn't have left the door open, but even then, he's not sure it wouldn't have happened some other way.

( It's a wank fantasy come true, the perfect porno setup. Flatmate walks in on you in the shower and bam. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Discovery (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; August 27th, 2006

mood:: tired

music:: The Cranberries – I Still Do

Title: Discovery
Length: ~200 words
Rating: R
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Hungry!Ewan, as requested by

rawiyaparand here.
fanfic100 prompt: Lunch
Summary: Jude can't concentrate on blowing Ewan when his stomach's that loud.

( It was one thing to hear rumblings and gurglings when he had his mouth to Ewan's belly as he fumbled with his fly. Hardly the first time he's heard stomach noises at a time like this, after all. But when it's become the loudest sound in the room, though, reminding Jude just why stomachs are said to growl - because it sounds like there's something fucking alive in there - well, that's another story altogether. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Haunted (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; August 7th, 2006

mood:: hungry

music:: 倉木麻衣 – Ready for love

Title: Haunted
Length: ~2300 words
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. This is a very loose mashup of

telesilla's EVA and Maneuvers, written for

fandom_mashup.
Summary: As a scavenger, Ewan's used to finding weird shit on old ships, but he's never seen anything like this before.

( The ship is old, huge, one of those colonisation ships Ewan's only seen in history lessons. There's no colony here, though, or if there is, it's not official. From the looks of things, the planet's inhospitable, but not uninhabitable - he doesn't even have to wear a breather - so maybe there is a settlement hidden somewhere. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor, remixes

Fic: Knowing (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; July 30th, 2006

mood:: tired

music:: B'z – Shoudou -Monster Mix-

Title: Knowing
Length: ~300 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes:

irish_channel requested another dad!Ewan fic.
fanfic100 prompt: Birth
Summary: Set in the same universe as these other fics. They're both Andy's dads, regardless of whose genes he has.

( When Andy is born, he doesn't look like anyone. Well, except every other baby. Ewan's pretty sure he wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup, and if someone were to switch babies on them, they'd never suspect. )

Tags: andyverse (series), fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Weird (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; July 24th, 2006

mood:: hungry

music:: Yanagi Renji – Answer

Title: Weird
Length: ~500 words
Rating: Adult
Notes:

anatsuno requested kinky!Ewan (specifically "as in, not a Ewan in denial about his kinkiness mmmm? maybe a domly in charge ultra kinky Ewan, or, i dunno") waaaaay back here.
fanfic100 prompt: What?
Summary: This is not the answer Jude expected when he asked Ewan what he thinks about when he wanks.

( ''Oh God,'' Jude practically squeaks. He swallows, burying his face in the pillow til he stops feeling like he's about to hyperventilate. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Awkward Conversations (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; July 17th, 2006

mood:: tired

music:: L'Arc~en~Ciel – Eien

Title: Awkward Conversations
Length: ~600 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes:

chaya requested "Something Jude/Ewan, and cute children asking them uncomfortable questions" (though there's only one child, and no actual Jude in the fic, but still!).
fanfic100 prompt: Purple
Summary: Set in the same universe as these other fics. Andy asks difficult questions.

( It's hot. A fucking oven. That's all Ewan is thinking when he pulls his shirt off over his head and tosses it on the sofa. It's only the shocked gasp from behind him and the thud and fizz of Andy's Coke hitting the floor that remind him why he was wearing a shirt in the first place. )

Tags: andyverse (series), fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Leave Me Shuddering for Days (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; May 15th, 2006

mood:: hungry

Title: Leave Me Shuddering for Days
Author:

kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Length: ~1300 words
fanfic100 Prompt: Home
wtf27 Prompt: Pornstars
Notes: Thanks to

helens78 for the beta. Written for the

svmadelyn's kink/cliche challenge using all three prompts given: fisting, lap sex, and claiming. Commentary for the fic can be found here.
Summary: Ewan likes watching porn and Johnny Lawless is his favourite star.

( The bloke on the telly, the one whose cock is where Ewan would like to be right now, he's tied to a chair, bound and gagged as Johnny Lawless has his way with him. Johnny Lawless's way usually involves getting fucked, of which Ewan heartily approves. That arse was made for it. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor, wtf27

Fic: Dinnertime (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; May 7th, 2006

mood:: tired

music:: Harenchi Punch - Hakusen~Start Line~ (Winter's Story Ver.)

Title: Dinnertime
Length: ~200 words
Rating: G
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Dad!Ewan, as requested by

saxony in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Family
Summary: Vignette set in the same universe as these two ficlets, an AU in which Jude and Ewan have a son called Andy.

( Jude cracks open his beer and cocks his head. ''Did you hear something?'' )

Tags: andyverse (series), fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Don't Think (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; May 6th, 2006

mood:: cold

music:: Def Leppard - Animal

Title: Don't Think
Length: 200 words
Rating: R
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Unrequited!Jude, as requested by

helens78 in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Not Enough
Summary: It's not what he wants, but Jude takes what he can get.

( The first time, Ewan had his hand down Jude's pants and his mouth at Jude's ear, saying, ''It's okay. We have an open relationship, she doesn't mind,'' and that's not what Jude wanted at all. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Deadline (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; May 1st, 2006

mood:: tired

music:: Janne Da Arc - Lady

Title: Deadline
Author:

kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Length: ~2200 words
fanfic100 Prompt: Where?
Notes: Thanks to

kallistei for the very last minute beta! Written for the

dooooooom challenge with the tabboo of co-worker relations and the prompts "test, final, complete, absolute". This Ewan was inspired by the bit in Long Way Round where he says he should have been an office boy.
Summary: AU. Ewan's deadline gets pushed up and Jude is assigned to help him finish the project.

( Ewan takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. He hasn't done anything wrong. After all, it's not like he clicked on the message; it was just right there in the preview pane. And it was Law who'd left himself logged in. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: After School (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 26th, 2006

mood:: hungry

Title: After School
Length: ~900 words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: First-time!Ewan, as requested by

delurker in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Touch
Summary: AU set in 1985. Ewan can't help but notice how Jude sticks the tip of his tongue out when he concentrates. Things go downhill from there.

( And, oh, he really shouldn't have looked. He really shouldn't have, because now he's remembering all the things he's thought about that tongue doing and fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Cheeks burning, he furtively untucks his shirt and spreads it over his lap. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Anywhere but Here (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 24th, 2006

mood:: hungry

Title: Anywhere but Here
Length: ~300 words
Rating: R
Pairing: Jude Law/Rachel Weisz, one-sided Ewan McGregor/Jude Law
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Jealous!Jude, as requested by

matildabj in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Lovers
Summary: Flatmates era (early 90s). Ewan walks in on Jude and Rachel.

( But it's just what you say to girls, isn't it? What gets them into bed. Or onto the sofa, as the case may be. It's not like Jude means it. He can't. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Against the Rules (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 23rd, 2006

mood:: hungry

Title: Against the Rules
Length: ~600 words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jude Law/Ewan McGregor
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Inappropriate-hard-on!Jude, as requested by

i_smile in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Food
Summary: Flatmates era (early 90s). Stuck for ages in the supermarket queue, Jude's mind wanders...

( They have a deal: if Ewan brings someone home, all shagging should take place in his own bedroom, and the same goes for Jude. Now, a bit of a snog on the sofa while you're watching a video, that's fine. What's not fine is coming home to find your flatmate shoved up against the wall in the hallway with his jeans around his thighs and some bloke's tongue down his throat. That's definitely against the rules, no question about it. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Hangover (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 21st, 2006

mood:: cold

Title: Hangover
Length: ~300 words
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Knackered-and-hungover!Jude, as requested by

almostnever in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Green
Summary: Jude is very, very hungover. As is Ewan.

( The bathroom greets him with the acrid smell of vomit and Ewan's snoring. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Working Late (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 20th, 2006

mood:: cold

music:: EXILE - ENTER THE EX

Title: Working Late
Length: 150 words
Rating: R
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Horny!Ewan, as requested by

fangirlsays in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Days
Summary: AU. Ewan pays Jude a visit while he's working late.

( ''I should've suspected something when you said you wanted to take me out to dinner...'' )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Wet (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 19th, 2006

mood:: awake

music:: SMAP - Mattaku mou

Title: Wet
Length: ~500 words
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: Wet!Ewan, as requested by

pseudoblu in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: Water
Summary: Flatmates era (early 90s) AU. Ewan locks himself out in the rain.

( His jeans are harder to get off, sticking to his skin and catching on his feet, and it's only when he's bending down to peel off his socks that he realises he's starkers in the middle of the hallway and Jude is just standing there. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

Fic: Worth It (Jude/Ewan)

: kyuuketsukirui; April 18th, 2006

mood:: hungry

Title: Worth It
Length: 150 words
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: This is absolutely, 100% not true.
Notes: On-his-knees!Ewan, as requested by

telesilla in the 10 Jude/Ewans meme.
fanfic100 prompt: White
Summary: Loo sex!

( Definitely worth it. )

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor

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Crosspost notice

: kyuuketsukirui; April 17th, 2006

mood:: cold

music:: NEWS - Akaku Moyuru Taiyou

I just posted a new bit of This Dangerous but Irresistible Pastime (my Judewan whorefic AU, for those who might be out of the loop) over here. It's got its very own comm and everything, which you can join if you like. I am typically slow about updating it, though.

Tags: fanfic100:jude/ewan, fic, fic (2006), fic:jude law/ewan mcgregor, this pastime (wip)

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