This is the kind of conversation we have
Okay, so. Not sure where to start on this one. I guess I'll start with Penny Arcade. This specific Penny Arcade, to be precise. In particular the words "I'm a twitter shitter", "Alright poop time", and "Okay poop is coming out".

Around these parts, we often say "I'm a twitter shitter". We also say "poop coming out now", which is how we had misremembered "okay poop is coming out". Frankly, I like our version better. We don't necessarily say these things when there is poop involved. Just, you know. When it seems right.

The other day when we saw a raccoon, somehow we ended up with "raccoon coming out now". Which we now say a lot, too.

Just now, Bruce was playing Wii bowling and not doing so well, so he was indulging in a bit of creative swearing, my favorite of which was "whore pooper". I imagine I'll use that a lot. But of course my very first thought was, you guessed it, "whore coming out now".

Yes. This is a typical day in our household.

Tomorrow (today, rather, since it's past midnight) is our tenth anniversary. The secret to a happy relationship is apparently toilet humor and the ability to quote from internet memes and the Simpsons for years without ever tiring of it.

:D